February 2012
Anonymous asked: made a college decision yet?
Anonymous asked: First of all, I totally thought it said "Put two HANDS in my ask and I'll tell you which one I prefer". So that was interesting. SECOND OF ALL, why do you think girls get asked more questions?
Maybe if I were female my followers would actually...
put two bands in my ask and I'll tell you which...
Of fucking course.
The CDs didn’t fucking come because the United States Postal Service fucking sucks a giant herpes infested cock.
Bill Maher;
weareinvictus:
tunnnelsnakesrule:
evveleena:
“People say to me, ‘Why do you have to criticize religion? It gives people comfort, It doesn’t hurt anything.’ Well, other than it’s caused most wars, the Crusades, the Inquisition, 9/11, arranged marriages to minors, the suppression of women and homosexuals, ethnic cleansing, honor rape, human sacrifice, burning witches, suicide bombings,...
You know that feeling when you're really tired and...
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
Getting my fill of non metal music today.
Tomorrow I shall feast on the ethereal nectar of the heavy metal gods!
kissedmequiteinsane:
A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.
Who knows a good emulator or something so I can...
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
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howfastwegrow replied to your post: Oh my Tosin Abasi I love it when overzealous Republican doucheholes think that Democrats are the only corrupt ones on Capital Hill.
Omg i love it. hahahah simply implying subtly that Tosin Abasi is god
Oh my Tosin Abasi I love it when overzealous...
gayji:
The meaning behind my URL
Weakness
Best friend(s)
Last time I cried and why
Piercings I have
Favorite Band
Biggest turn off(s)
Fact about my sex life
Tattoos I want
Biggest turn on(s)
Age
Ideas of a perfect date
Life goal(s)
Piercings I want
Relationship status
Favorite movie
A fact about my life
Phobia
Full name
Tattoos I have
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“Don’t think. Don’t speak. I will do this for you.
Every natural thought or...”
– (via the-bradford-escape-plan)
That heartbreaking feeling when you break a string...
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Nevermind.
Why bother?
I’ll just find some grand new way to fuck it up.
